Let me save you,

I won’t cut you up.

Don’t be overcome by your affliction,

I know a remedy.

Take it as I say, and relief will dwell with you.

Keep my time, never troubled by the hours.

Come to me,

I have what troubles seek.

A fever that won’t break — ibuprofen cools the fire.

The stomach’s quiet riot — omeprazole stills the acid’s war.

A whistling, wheezing lung — salbutamol, the gatekeeper.

I won’t cut you up,

I have many ways.

Abide by my counsel, steer clear of every burden.

I alone know when remedies are at war.

Don’t fret the name upon the pack — believe me when I say, the others work fine.

Call on me in your time of need.

I, your friendly neighborhood healer, have got you.

-Siaw